ARE YOU SMARTER 🤓THAN A SMART CAR 🚗?
UPDATE: this just came across my FB memories today.. and well.. I guess I have a sequel to this story.. 🔑❌
ONE YEAR AGO:
The moment when you’re in a parking lot and keep trying to close your trunk repeatedly, looking for whatever is in the way to make it keep opening as soon as it shuts.. And after completely reorganizing everything it pops back open!!
If this ever happens to you..
Duh.. Your keys are in your trunk somewhere! Thank goodness for keyless keys and modern technology!! And.. All this time.. I thought I was just doing better about not locking my keys in the car.. 😜😂
ONE YEAR LATER: (this week)
That moment when you’re in a parking lot and you have somewhere important to be.. (and you are still thankful for keyless keys that saved you from locking them in your trunk a year ago..)
Only this time, You keep trying to lock your car with the button on the door.. and you keep hearing a double beep.. so you are smart enough to know your keys are not in your suitcase-sized purse on your arm.. they must be in the car.. 🤔
You look and double look all the normal places you’ve found them before.. 👀(floorboard, passenger seat, etc) and your keys are no-where and you know they are in the car because it won’t let you lock it.. and you can’t leave your stuff in the car without locking it.. 😳
So.. you just keep playing Chinese fire drill with yourself.. while all the people in the parking lot are watching you and possibly Snapchatting your odd behavior to their stories..
Amazing how, in this search, you have found so many things you were missing… (favorite curling iron, the mate to brown wedge you walked around limping for half an hour looking for, the pile of receipts you need for your expense report, etc) But you didn’t find the ONE thing you were looking for! Your keys..
Time to use a phone a friend.. for this one I’m calling in the help of my handler.. Terri!
Jenn.. you left them in your garage on the table last night when you kept trying to figure out which light was still on in your car.. I’m sure they are there..
So.. what happened?
I think the moral of the story is.. my smart car is too smart for me! 😂😂😂
And so is my handler, Terri! 👯♂️
(I had left my keys at home.. and the spare is somewhere in my car.. don’t ask me where.. ) #hotmess #clueless #smartcarproblems
In addition to the E❌-terminator app, I need someone to invent an Alexa that goes with me everywhere and knows where I put everything.. like a Siri and Alexa combination.. #sirilexa 👯♂️ Like a robotic handler.. until then.. I’m glad I have Terri! 😂😂